Day 4

Off out for breakfast around nine then up to the rooftop pool for a sunbathe. It gets really hot around eleven so off comes the slap as sweat pouring out through makeup is not a good look. Not too long after we decide to go walkabout which of course means a holiday beer or two. We shuffle back to the hotel for a freshen up before departing for Dolenta's mothers for paella.



We grab a cab and are there in a few minutes. A long late lunch ensues and we take our leave about six. Madame and I decide not to venture for the evening and collapse exhauasted after I have had an evening stroll.

Day 0

All ready for the off, just a walk to the station except it decides it is going to rain and I mean rain. A quick dash to the bus stop and as we get off it throws it down. Luckily there is a shelter on the platform. Change trains at St Pancras and we are Gatwick bound. We arrive ages early but then that is us. We are checked in and await the arrival of travelling companions. Soon we are up in the sky and on our merry way waving goodbye to the white cliffs of Dover..........





... and its time for some cloud porn......



Now far be it from me to complain but........... EasyJet or in fact any company if you provide a service please, please, please don't set it up and then change its name, it confuses people. We have speedy boarding so when we go to check in and it says speedy boarding on our boarding pass therefore don't change the name at the airport to EasyJet Plus, tsk, tsk, tsk.
We arrive at Palma airport on time and its hot, well in comparison to Gatwick it is. We grab a cab with what appears to be an Formula One trainee and are soon checking at the hotel Saratoga.